{"id":305,"date":"2023-08-03T08:32:16","date_gmt":"2023-08-03T08:32:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zestyfinds.net\/petcare\/?p=305"},"modified":"2023-08-03T08:32:16","modified_gmt":"2023-08-03T08:32:16","slug":"hond-house-of-national-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zestyfinds.net\/petcare\/?p=305","title":{"rendered":"HOND &#8211; HOUSE OF NATIONAL DOG"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/32081102?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0&amp;speed=0&amp;badge=0&amp;autopause=0&amp;player_id=0&amp;app_id=229388\" width=\"768\" height=\"576\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Performance, 59:23, 2006 with GLORIA BRILLOWSKA as Lola young, ULRICH WIENAND as Lola old, MARIOLA BRILLOWSKA as dogowner, author, director, scenographer and producer, MANUEL MUERTE as prestidigitator, LEON DZIEMASZKIEWICZ as choreographer and dancer 1, BOZENA ELTERMANN as dancer 2, ANNA STELLER as dancer 3, KRZYSZTOF CZERNY as dancer 4, FELIX KUBIN as composer and joker, HOLGER STEEN as therapist, JYRGEN HALL as member 1 of SNUPIEKULT, MARETT KLAHN as member 2 of SNUPIEKULT, KARL-PHILIP LIEBEHENZ as member 3 of SNUPIEKULT, SEBASTIAN REIER as member 4 of SNUPIEKULT, dogs MASCHA, LULU, SMARTI, EVA MARIA ST\u00dcTING as dramaturg, JOHANNA BIESEWIG as assistent of direction, MARKUS SCHWARZER as member 5 of SNUPIEKULT and executive producer, JAN BAUER as animator, ANDR\u00c9 LANGJAHR as animation assistent,  ALEXEI TCHERNYI as camera operator and stage assistent, GLORIA BRILLOWSKA, PIOTR DZIEMASZKIEWICZ, JULIA VIEBRANZ as costume assistents<\/p>\n<p>The parents give LOLA, the protagonist in the age of 18 years, a hidden star in the cabinet, the Johnny Depp. The television crew hiding in the apartment and secretly turns coming home from LOLA. LOLAS dog waiting for them. Now she comes, she goes to the cupboard and brings a dog biscuit in order to push it on camera in her pussy. The whole thing is about the broadcast. The parents of LOLA see it. Johnny Depp feels abused. LOLAs relationship with parents is destroyed. Their relationship with the dog is destroyed, their relationship to society is destroyed. Lola ends up with her \u200b\u200bdrama at the Snupiehund sect. The sect takes care of people who have gone to the dogs. It prepares women for their childless future and replaced them with dogs, children. The sect is financed with the breeding of dogs in bottles including bonsai l\u00e4rmmildernder pacifier holder. These are controversial, but very useful because they serve the rest in front of the barking. You get neither the holder nor the pacifier bonsai dogs on the open market. They exist only temporarily in Snupiehund. Bonsai Dogs are the most pure aesthetics. They are not great. In bottles they stay small and cute.<\/p>\n<p>Die Eltern schenken der Protagonistin LOLA im Alter von 18 Jahren einen versteckten Star im Schrank, den Johnny Depp. Das Fernsehteam versteckt sich auch in der Wohnung und dreht heimlich das Nachhausekommen von LOLA. LOLAs Hund wartet auf sie. Nun kommt sie, geht zum Schrank und holt daraus einem Hundekeks, um ihn vor laufender Kamera in die Muschi zu schieben. Das Ganze geht \u00fcber die Sendung. Die Eltern von LOLA sehen es. Johnny Depp f\u00fchlt sich mi\u00dfbraucht. LOLAs Beziehung zu den Eltern ist zerst\u00f6rt. Ihre Beziehung zum Hund ist zerst\u00f6rt, ihre Beziehung zur Gesellschaft ist zerst\u00f6rt. LOLA landet mit ihrem Drama bei der Snupiehundsekte. Die Sekte k\u00fcmmert sich um Menschen die auf den Hund gekommen sind. Sie bereitet Frauen auf ihre kinderlose Zukunft vor und ersetzt ihnen Kinder mit Hunden. Die Sekte finanziert sich mit der Z\u00fcchtung von Bonsaihunden in Flaschen inklusive l\u00e4rmmildernder Schnullerhalter. Diese sind umstritten, aber sehr hilfreich, da sie der Ruhe vorm Gebelle dienen. Man kriegt weder die Schnullerhalter noch die Bonsaihunde auf dem Freien Markt. Vor\u00fcbergehend gibt es sie nur bei Snupiehund. Die Bonsaihunde sind die reinste \u00c4sthetik. Sie werden nicht gro\u00df. 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